'I looked at him, laughed, and turned off the snow blower': Neighbors watch as dude shovels their shared driveway for five hours

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    Inconsiderate neighbors think I'll shovel their snow
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    I share a driveway with a very stupid neighbor who sometimes blocks my garage and it me off, so we got out first snow storm today, and since I have a 3 car garage and they have none, I got space to put extra like a snow blower and my motorcycles tools and what not. It's a huge driveway, so since I got the snow blower, they thought I was going to remove snow blocking their vehicles.
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    So I had some homework due today since class was canceled, and I finished it up and went out to remove the snow. Also in mind my car is lowered and I have summer tires, so the plan was to remove the summer tires, raise my car and install my winter tires in a snow storm (bad idea) but I couldn't do it earlier because my weekend got ruined. So I get out,
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    and I see my neighbor shoveling snow out of their car, but they're only removing snow from their cars and not around it. Put in mind there's about a foot or more of snow on the ground. I remove the snow blower, and about 15 minutes after I took it out the neighbors went inside to be cozy and warm, without shoveling their cars, assuming that my big bad mf snow blower would save their day. Oh were they wrong.
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    So I start moving the snow with the snowblower, and it works like a charm. This MF is huge, I think 32 inches, 14 hp, eating that BS up pulling me around like I'm a cartoon figure. I move snow to the furthest right, because their cars are to the left. I keep that beast moving gobbling up the snow, and soon enough, another one of the neighbors comes in, and this guy is WAITING for me to plow so he can move in his car. I looked at
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    him, laughed and turned off the snow blower because I had to shovel snow by hand now because the snow blower doesn't get everything. Once the neighbor saw that, he parked his car on the street and got a shovel to try to act like he was going to shovel, but I wasn't born last week so I ignored him cuz I knew he wanted me to either shovel his side or give him
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    the snowblower. He eventually left his car on the street and joined the gang in being warm and cozy thinking big papa over here will handle their responsibilities. Well eventually I managed to remove all the snow that would help get my vehicles out, moving all that snow to my property and avoiding to touch their side at all. I did a bulk of the
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    work that made their shoveling easier, but they'd still have to shovel to get their cars out, and I know they're all FWD cars with tires, they won't go anywhere without shoveling.
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    So I finished shoveling and raising my car and switching the tires by 6:30pm after starting at 1pm, no rest, no time to warm up or anything. Just straight suffering but I was done. I was hungry and went to wash up and ordered a pizza because I was so hungry I could eat a horse if it ran by in the snowstorm. I went
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    up stairs after putting everything away, and when it was time to get my pizza because I couldn't wait 1 hour for delivery, I now see my neighbors with their terrible shovels removing snow. It is not very dark, and they look at me like animals looking to get adopted in a shelter while I drove by with my winter tires, driveway clean and I'm hungry as
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    I picked up my pizza and reversed in, something I wouldn't have been able to do without my winter tires, and I see them trying to trigger my solar lights so that they can see, because they're too cheap to turn on their lights. I get my pizza and go stuff my face, and now I hear them shoveling, three hours after I was done and now I'm warm and cozy while they're suffering, and will be suffering for a few more hours while I watch tv.
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    TL:DR; neighbors thought I'd shovel their driveway while they were inside being cozy and warm, shoveled my side and now I'm inside and cozy eating my pizza while they're shoveling in the dark being miserable.
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    ha_wt5 They got what they deserve
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    Not sure where you're at but most places do have ordinances about blocking other peoples driveways. You may not be able to get them arrested or anything but when they block you in you can definitely get them towed.

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